A Superhero is sworn to secrecy

    Welcome dear honey, this is my amalgamation of everything! Although I do love gaming, films, Tom Hiddleston, Walking Dead, AOT, Supernatural, DC Comics, and Marvelfollow please Instagram- http://instagram.com/ashleley

  1. theveganescapist:

    guavasaur:

    dimedog:

    a small cat

    a baby

    that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard

    (via t4yy-r4yy-vengckles)

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  2. jeaniegray:

    reading comics like if all these women have such gigantic boobs why the fuck are none of them wearing a sports bra how do they even run

    (via its-a-harlequinade)

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  5. shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

    shithowdy:

    Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

    (Source: notalwaysright.com, via sleeping-with-no-one)

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  6. stability:

    churrodestroyer:

    stability:

    when your next victim finally comes into the stall

    image

    This is fucked up. I’m crying.

    aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

    image

    (via microwavesex)

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  7. everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

    everyonedies:

    dictatorboy:

    My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

    ARE YOU SERIOUS

    (Source: protoni, via sleeping-with-no-one)

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  8. iswearimnotnaked:

    im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

    (via birdlovesafish)

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